the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
Dark surrealism in Georgiy’s Alexandrov photography
Russian artist Georgiy Alexandrov creates stunning and dark surreal world with his photo camera. His works usually includes existence of some bigger powers and evil.
you ever find porn so ridiculous and horrible that you have to sit and watch the whole thing and wonder absently who on earth gets off to it
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
What the hell is an American teacher teach? I’m so confused.
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
tumblr needs a wendy
the Government needs a Wendy.
We all need a Wendy
- People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)